So thoughtful. If I get knocked on the head for getting distracted, I honestly deserve it. [ It'd be totally worth it! ]
By the way, I managed to snag a key from our favorite Fister. [ That legit sounds gross to say but not many things gross Somber out to begin with. ] I'm sure it will come in handy at some point.
Well its also my responsibility to heal you if you get so... Making it easier on myself.
You pickpocketed him?! Why do I think that's the real reason why he gave chase. And you don't even know what it's for? You have any idea how many things that can use keys?
The real reason for him getting his knickers twisted is because I called him a Fisting Flamer. That's the story we're sticking with. : )
Honestly, the key is just likely for his personal chest. Or house. Something that will inconvenience him, no doubt. [ No true nefarious purpose on Somber's end other than that. Just another to add to his keyring that can barely hold a few more. ]
It's the least I can do for what you put up with. [ Somber is surprisingly, not that motivated by coin. But he sure enjoys working with those that are. ]
I'll even throw in gold for a new dress, should you come across one that catches your fancy.
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I think my armor is long enough to be a dress. Its both pretty and practical since it protects my legs. Best of both worlds.
And what other occasion are you suggesting? You are mad if you think I'm going to waltz into a tavern wearing one.
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Imagine doing the same thing in a tavern but showing your legs flawlessly.
It'll leave an impression, to say the least. Undoubtedly enough to distract any Fisting Flamer.
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You do have a point. It could be a good tactical strategy but... I won't want to distract you in the heat of things.
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By the way, I managed to snag a key from our favorite Fister. [ That legit sounds gross to say but not many things gross Somber out to begin with. ] I'm sure it will come in handy at some point.
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You pickpocketed him?! Why do I think that's the real reason why he gave chase. And you don't even know what it's for? You have any idea how many things that can use keys?
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Honestly, the key is just likely for his personal chest. Or house. Something that will inconvenience him, no doubt. [ No true nefarious purpose on Somber's end other than that. Just another to add to his keyring that can barely hold a few more. ]
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So it's going to be your treat at the tavern tonight, then?
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I'll even throw in gold for a new dress, should you come across one that catches your fancy.
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Fine. I give in. You can take me dress shopping before we head to tavern.